Loam Encrusted Robe
 

I used to have one of these, but I'm pretty sure I gave it away accidentally. I would rage at whoever got a free Loam Robe, but fortunately for me I can buy a new one from all the money I saved by stiffing porters.

All kidding aside, if you have one for sale let me know! Eyeballing the wiki it looks like 12k is a pretty reasonable price aside from a few tremendous optimists, but I'm open to other offers.