ode to a guano harvester
 

ur job is picking up the shit of bats in a shit hole
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i see ur yellow beady eyes and i kill u with a level 29 spell
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when i see the shit-filled bag that u drop i want to kill u again in the face with a sunstrike
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ur a fuking piece of shit