Hasbinbad, King of Dwarvendom
 

Vote for meeeee!!

I am a capable PvP'r, and I am very well geared. I will be able to help coordinate the Short & Stockies via voice chat and in game networks of groups. I know the zones of Kaladim very well, and will DIE FOR MY DORFS!!

Also, I'm a pirate.

Also, my name is hella cool, and fits well with "King."

ROLLJUMP FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!! Kill the inkies and the big people!! Roast the gnomes and the halflings!! YARR!!!

DO IT!

XD

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Lols

What are you going to do about Freeport!!?!

hes going to sneak and pew pew!

Our marauding force of warriors, paladins, clerics, and rogues will decimate your puny, corrupt human city!!

Nothing, Dwarfs are afraid of water and will never make it there.

Rolljump is SO win. Every time I do it I hear peppy say, "Do a barrel roll!"

This thread almost makes me want to play Vita instead of Ennui. But ... nah. I wanna put on full resist gear and beat casters to the ground.

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
/dance