The Fraud of Evolution Exposed
 

apes are not that stupid they are just as trainable as humans. They are not nearly as creative as us. So your argument isn't invalidated by that...

But the "banana" bubble is dumb.

There was a study were apes were given money. And in order to eat, they had to acquire money. They would steel money, and prostitute themselves for money. They formed an economy.

People were made from magic and clay.. duh.

Suck their own dick.

evidence of creation: if a benevolent creator actually existed, then we all live in hell.

Humans didn't evolve from apes, we both evolved from a common ancestor. So comparing a human with a chimp is meaningless. But, of course, Creationists aren't interested in actually understanding something if they can dismiss it with a "clever" picture.

Aren't you a little old to have an invisible friend tho?

Regards,
Mg

JESUS, please donate or burn in hell. Have a great day! :D

Actually I always thought my name was Jesus Christ when I was a kid. My Dad would say things like "JESUS CHRIST will you clean up your room!" and "JESUS CHRIST flush the damned toilet!" My brothers name was Dammit.

Regards,
Mg

(Apologies to Bill Cosby)

God created the world, and created human beings with high potential intelligence.

Additionally, he made the world so that the more we learn about it, the more preposterous the myths about some Deity from a Bronze Age tribe appear.

Then, when we die, he will send us all to hell for not believing in him even though it was the intelligence he gave us, and the evidential nature of the world, that led us to disbelief.

Why would God do this? Because God is the Supreme Troll.