the item loot conspiracy
 

It has come to my attention that certain elements of p99 have devised a sinister and elaborate plan to force item loot on the new teams server with the explicit intention of making t99 fail.

I will refer to this element from here on out as "The Cabal"

Across the span of many many emu servers I have seen item loot absolutely crush the server, populations dropping from 100's into the single digit almost over night. The most stalwart of players losing a Crown of King Tranix and quitting never to be seen again. The shame that people like colgate linking your most prized loot in ooc every night during prime time for weeks is just to much to bear for most.

The cabal does not want to see teams99 succeed. They believe red99 is just fine and this is one thing I agree with them on.

To the cabal the writing on the wall is clear, red99 characters if merged will not be merged with any gear, to most people still playing on red99 getting a character to 60 is childs play and amounts to probably 5% of the overall work. And this is if they even decide to merge characters.

I have been investigating the cabal for a few weeks on my own, and i believe i have sufficient evidence to present to the the senate to form a tribunal and start a formal inquiry.

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Agatha: In on the conspiracy

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'when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

No one would ever implement item loot to help the server

Item loot is bad for a server. Personally I want R99 to continue rather than getting the population split, but when people say item loot is good, always remember this.

that video actually is pretty representative of the situation oddly enough.

+1 kina

dude this has been discussed.

not by me, im to important to sort through the 50 page sperg fests and post something noone is ever going to read cause its burried 50 pages.

So here it is.

I always read an Agatha because ducks.

damn jennifer laurence is fine, baguette flip flopping and im at work, thanks luls, thanks a lot bro.

1776 will commence again if you attempt to loot our items

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