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I am (25) years old and I have my own (apartment). I play EQ (1 hour) a day and I am the (envy) of all of my friends. My hot (girlfriend) loves watching me play while I obtain precious (pixels).

This could go places.

Belongs in RNF though.

I am a 40 and I have my own van outside of starbucks. I play EQ 16 hours a day and am the envy of many neckbeard virgins. My dog loves watching me play while I obtain precious pixels.

My bad, have fun ladies!

I am (30 something) years old and I have my own (hair). I play EQ (3 hours) a day and I am the (one who never goes out anymore) of all of my friends. My hot (cat) loves watching me play while I obtain precious (flab).

Lol keep em coming

I'm 36 years old, I'm fat and do my grandmother's gardening. No one would guild my cleric or buy my shitty ogre shadow knight.

Thread is delivering.

I know you're excited, but don't shit yourself!