WTS *Prenerf Endangered* Arctic Scallop
 

Greetings EC Tunnelers!

We've got our hands on the LAST TWO known Arctic Scallops in all of Norrath! (Or the first-known, depending on how you look at it.)

FOOD OF THE FUTURE!

http://www.thesequelpolice.com/as_item.jpg

That's right, folks! *Endangered edible pixels!* (Or food-that-hasn't-been-invented-yet!)

Chomp chomp chomp this ultra-rare exotic delicacy and be a server legend forever!

They're real, and they're spectacular (and they could be yours if the price is right!)

We will start the bidding at 20,000pp.

This is for BOTH of them.

Bidding will close next Wednesday, January 22 at 10:00PM Eastern Time.


http://www.thesequelpolice.com/ArcticScallop.jpg


Signed,
-your Greengrocer

Lol @ the Price is Right picture.

Bought some great food from Port/Greengrocer earlier this week.

Free bump for a good person.

Bump due to no bids yet.

Clearly, people are just not seeing this thread due to everyone else's NON-ENDANGERED, NON-EDIBLE PIXEL THREADS causing it to move to page 2.

bump for not being a joke!

Just a word of advice.

...

Guuuuuuuuuuuyyyysssss still no bids!! how is this possible?

http://www.fishex.com/recipes/scallops/scallops.jpg

STILL NO BIDS!!!

:(

Fine! Nobody wants it? Fine!

/cry

Will someone please grossly overpay for these while they're still special and unique?? With Velious coming in a month, I have limited time here.