If each class was a college major, what would they be?
 

All I know is Cleric, Warrior, Chanter, Rogue would be the new STEM.

Ranger would probably be liberal arts.

Warrior would probably be the undeclared/general.

I lol'd in my class so hard

Chemistry & Biology would be Shaman.

I was gonna say Anatomy but that sounds more offensive.

Anatomy probably better suited to Rog/Monk/War, with various specializations like Surveillance, Meditation, or Weaponary.

Zoology and Horticulture would probably be Rangers and to a lesser extent Druids.

Hmm, what else.. will edit.

Paladin would clearly be any major full of cool dudes that like to party and have a good time.

Necromancer - Forensic anthropology
Shadowknight - PE & Anatomy. Hybrids have a double major, accounts for the XP penalty.

Bards Music... Though I don't feel that major does justice for the amount of effort required to do well as a bard.

Warrior - MBA: Focused on loot distribution (especially for MTs) and leadership.
Rogue - Medical School: Backstabbing, and overdoses of organic compounds (poison)
Wizard - International Studies: Nukes and ports
Paladin - Women's Studies: Whiny, blinding, overly defensive of role in the group
Shadowknight - Psychology: Questionable ability to do anything except lay down, insistent upon his own validity
Magician - Geology: the 4 pet types are representative of geological effects
Cleric - Occupational Therapy: no explanation needed.

Also, for any raiders on this server, add a Law Degree. ;)

Rogues don't go to medical school. That implies some level of intelligence, playing the rogue class... Doesn't . No offense to rogues, but yea backstabbing and auto attack and hide aren't rocket science.

I may be looking at this the wrong way though.

I'll Play

warrior - Communication/Rhetoric - gotta know how to keep that agro
rogue - Economics/Business - sneak, backstab, pick pocket. sounds about right
monk - Physical Therapy - they'll give you a work out

enchanter - Political Science - expert faction manipulators
magician - Alchemy - create something out of nothing
necromancer - Forensic Science - they know dead
wizard - Physics - nukes and portals

shaman - Biology and Chemistry - wis castors
cleric - Religious Studies - are pretty
druid - Earth Science - self explanatory

bard - Applied Music - once more, with feeling
shadow knight - Psychology - ...beams a smile, "now how does that make you feel?"
paladin - Philosophy - something something metaphysics
ranger - English - good luck getting a job