How to get ports that don't cost anything!
 

In East Commonlands and need a port but don't have any money? well have the druid or wizard meet you in Freeport. because there, its a Free Port, ya doofus. For your Platinum.

or just say you will pay them when they prove they wont drop you off in DL, then click disband and type /ignore %T

DL? thats pussy shit, i drop people off in skyfire : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4yEl06jC8

i get it

say ur paying but run after u land

i have like 6 names on ignore because of this.

Who gets more free ports, female character or male characters

Should just move the Skyfire Evac to the back of your spellbook for the 1-3 odd chance you use it.

I wonder if you could get away with editing the wiki every so often to switch the two spell descriptions just to mess people up.

Lol