pee
 

how do you pee, i wonder?

a lady never tells

Standing up like a champ. Let the peons clean up the mess.

I pee to sit down and tuck my sack under my thigh so it doesn't touch the water.

Like a boss

Pee is also good for your skin.

when you wake up in the middle of the night at 3am too piss and youre not really awake its a good idea to sit down,

just saying

What a stupid thread

to piss*

Do you sit or squat when you shit?

I pee sitting, but I shit standing up and usually in the shower. I can just spray the shit down the drain and clean my butthole without having to use toilet paper.