Want to level...
 

God dammit work. Why? Why can't I just stay home and level? The addiction has sunk it's icy hooks deep into my already blackened soul.

... again.

You can quit and collect welfare and play p99

I cannot. Welfare will not cover my extravagant lifestyle of P1999 and eating ramen noodles.

smash a leg requiring reconstructive surgery
physical therapy and heal up
claim disability
find a job that pays cash or one that limits your hours to keep you on disability
profit

When I did this, Wrath of the Lich King was in its crusade patch, so was doing that and CoD MW2 - Three months of P99 would have been a better use of my neckbeard time.

Also watching four seasons of "It's Always Sunny" started to make me feel like a horrible and unclean person.