Dial A Port: Out Of Control Thugs??
 

The sight that greeted me as I approached the West Commons wizard spire was a grisly one. The corpse of a barbarian male, splayed out for all to see across the busiest wizard spire in Norrath. It was clear there was a message being sent. Somebody wanted this corpse to be viewed by all.


http://i.imgur.com/Gp3E7OH.png



This man dared to infringe upon the trademarked and hallowed name of Dial A Port, and his reward was a ghastly and untimely death, his body violated and debased for no reason but to send a message. Dial A Port has murdered a man and left his body to rot so that all who see it will know, nobody makes use of the Dial A Port name without their consent.


I can only assume I will be next, but someone has to speak out. Dial A Port has become a pack of brazen, lawless murderers, and someone must stand up to them. When I am splayed out over the West Commons spires, I hope someone will do the same for me.

lol, nice. Kind of reminds of a chuckle I had with someone dieing over and over in the Qeynos cleric pond named, diefishdie.

I would say run and hide but those bastages can port around everywhere and find you.
/mourn Keke

I found a bunch of un-guilded druid corpses at the bottom of OoT the other day. Sleeping with the fishes.

the only way this thread can get better is with an actual keke corpse at the same spire.

say keke can I port you somewhere quiet?

*screams like a woman*

http://i.imgur.com/MHrtyba.png



Threats against my life have already begun. The wrath of Dial A Port is swift and merciless. I fear I have very little time left. Tell my family I love them.


It has been an honor to play Everquest with you, Project 1999. Be brave. Be strong. Do not let this CARTEL intimidate you.

lol actually this is our Guild bank that got jumped by a skellie yest as we ported in...when we came back we just left it for the time being...too funny though :)