Iran Hates Pharrell Williams
 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29272732

This is your fault Pharrell.

They aren't alone.

Dude is a Vampire

So, this is basically what 1950's America was all about, putting people in prison for dancing and shit!

Nothing new to see here, citizen. Just backwards ass regimes put in place by us and people who are happy anyway!

Holy shit. He's 40?

Confirmed vampire.

Iranian Footloose

Not allowed to dance with the opposite sex... Clearly they support the gays at least

BECAUSE I'M LASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And we're supposed to be thrilled when, if you all remember, Hassan Rouhani gives us his ill-conceived blessing. What a joke. If you're all wondering what form, other than the current expansionist Russian regime, a nuclear-armed theocratic and hostile state will take, look no further than Iran.