GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SKUNK
 

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HABE TO SPRAY MY DOGS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT?!?!?!?! FUCK! NOW I SMELL LIKE AZURE!!!

Prolly closer to MTB Tripper.

Love the smell of a skunk. Makes me want to smoke a bowl when i smell one.

LOL

Burning tires and shitty coffee

Oh my god the smell is atrocious. Shit made me vomit.

This happened to one of our dogs few weeks ago. Glad he didn't get it in the face :(

I have had it happen to the same dog like 3 times. You'd think he would learn to stay the fuck away, but he runs right for a straight sniff of skunk ass hole every time...

He got it in the face once, and I felt so bad because he was pushing his head along the grass to try and get it off. I had to get buckets of water and dump over his face to help him.

Your dog is going to stink for a month, and then it is going to still smell a little bit if you get close for another month... There is no cure...

I also had a skunk die in a window well to my basement one time... It had been hit by a car and crawled down there to die... Animal control wouldn't come get it because it was already dead. I had to get it out, and get rid of it...

We tried every home remedy and nothing got rid of the smell. It was several months of house smelling like skunk. It happened really close to the laundry and the clothes lines...

I went into work the next day and people were like, omg you stink! I'm not joking.

Fuck skunks...

Tomato juice, right?