Pants Pooping Stories
 

Hey guys just wanted to share a story and see if anyone had a similar experience. So I was at a wedding over the weekend and I was movin and groovin on the dance floor. I must be getting lactose intolerant these days because the three bowls of cereal i ate that morning started spewing out of my ass and it was a real mess. I finished the electric slide and moved into the bathroom where I determined I'd need to go home temporarily to change.

did a road trip to mississippi from ca, 5 guys crammed in a VW passat. sometime around new mexico i decided to take a couple of sleeping pills with the hope of waking up somewhere in oklahoma.

i couldn't sleep for maybe 2 hours but i finally fell into a doze-like state, dreaming but still vaguely aware of my surroundings, but thinking about REALLY weird stuff. i eventually dreamed that i was in a comfy bed with a really warm blanket, and that i could just poop if i wanted to and all would be right in the world. i squeezed it out and felt such good warmth all down my legs, it made the coziness that much better.

apparently i was doing that IRL as well. my friends made the horrifying discovery as the sound and smell (and temperature of my neighbor's leg) were giveaways. i ended up shitting and it squeezed out over maybe a square foot of skin in the gooch and thigh areas. some truck stop was the new owner of my shit-flooded underwear and shorts. good times

I would have left your shit covered self at the truck stop too, wtf.

Work that story into some slash fiction and you have some good troll material. GJ!

Lron, good to see you are AOK.

your obsession with poop is weird almost like a gay man

Can you bring back the ass jiggle gif?

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I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread. It's pretty gross. :eek:

I do have a poop story though. When my son was 2 weeks old and needed his diaper changed I went and sat on the sofa to do it there. I was wearing a long skirt so when I sat down I ended up kinda laying him on it.

So I take off his diaper and turned to grab a clean one, along with his wipes and baby powder, when all of a sudden this tiny little demon's ass explodes all over my lap... my favorite skirt... my sofa... some of it even splashed onto my carpeted floor.

I froze in shock for a moment just thinking "no... that did NOT just happen". Then I started crying (I blame the hormones - Lol). To add insult to injury he fucking peed in my face as I started cleaning him up!

Babies are evil.

Ask ur mom OP