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harnold 09-30-2014 10:55 PM

Why is my sperm dead?
 
I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?

iruinedyourday 09-30-2014 11:09 PM

this generation of RnF right here, you guys like speak another language than I do.. you are two old long term RnF'ers am I right?

but like good on ya.

harnold 09-30-2014 11:26 PM

ok well what can i do to get them motionile?

harnold 09-30-2014 11:30 PM

I am just worried that I can't get pregnant because of this. I will jump off a bloot before I don't give birth to my future son - Princhardonton Pistarpherson Richardson IX

iruinedyourday 09-30-2014 11:39 PM

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...2/download.jpg

katrik 09-30-2014 11:40 PM

It's ok bro.. Pretty sure mine are dead too..

Sidelle 10-01-2014 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harnold (Post 1631618)
I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?

Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.

Strifer 10-01-2014 01:28 AM

buy sea monkies and mix your sperms in with them. They will change and you will be able say hello to them and play in their magical kingdom.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YUWsB-dKD3...sea_monkey.jpg

John_Snu 10-01-2014 01:35 AM

I loved her

I still do

holsteinrx7 10-01-2014 01:50 AM

dead from the porn and pot.

this thread is HAH GAY meme all day.


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