Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets!
 

They recently discontinued the pepperoni pizza sub hot pockets, which were the only edible ones. Big mistake, Hot Pockets.

Gross. Ham n' Cheese or get the FUCK out.

The correct answer is Cheese Pizza.

Pizza, the best food known to man in pocket form. Go fuck yourself, game over.

Also I made you some transparent meat.

http://i.imgur.com/8O0sRf9.png

Can't stand that fake cheese, it's like... grainy.

totino's party pizzas

cheaper, taste better

I couldn't imagine not eating real food most of the time.

Never fucked with the party pizzas because I assumed they couldn't do better than the pizza rolls.

You know, when I started my p99 journey three years ago, I never would have guessed that some day far in the future my *day would be made* when a grown man on the internet -- who I do not know -- sends me something called "transparent meat."

Hmmmm transparent meat ... does that drop from shadowed men?

Gonna upgrade that avatar later tonight. Thanks man!!