When my ferrets climb on desk/keyboard during a close fight... One, thinks the mouse is her toy, and tries to run off with it..

Friends showing up, going to the fridge and getting one of your beers, then sitting down next to you playing EQ and saying, "So. What do you want to do?"

What is clarity? Everyone knows that demands for enchanter buffs are met only with the single letter of "C."

"will you come C me??" Sure, I'd love to come visit you!

People who play for more then 1 week after dinging 50.

I feel so sad for these people it irks me a little bit.

i can understand being out in the world doing stuff and not wanting to have to buff people, but the people who sit in EC and dont buff is pointless, youre sitting there staring at chat.

whenever im in EC i buff whoever asks if im not afk, and usually just shout out free hp / sow / regen to noobs, and usually chanters happily keep clarity on me to help my buffstation.

Oh and paladins vex me oh-so-greatly.
Them and their flaming ego swords, their non-racist Hate shields, their thousand usable weapons that aren't SK usable in kunark/velious, their crappy ghetto-rez and crappy ghetto-taunts. Like rangers in plate without track and SoW, without the dps. Without the comedic value even. Hate em!

And how three complete sets of valorium drop before one complete set of umbral plate!

And those stupid STUPID spell/item -names. "Benevolence", "Heroism", "Valor", "Valorium", "blergh", "urgh", and "blargh"!

Srsly hate their crappy buffs. Keep that lowbie +60max hp effect-hog away from me - I'll get hit with an Inner Fire rather; if I am to go gimp-buffs I'll go all the way.

People with stupid pot-related names, like Toker McBlunt, Four Twenty, Hydro Ponics, and other dumb stuff. I'm looking at YOU *Peace Pipe* :-P

Or offensive/crude names, Like Bignadsgaydad, Zanehasdowns, Sieg Heil, Busta Nut, Bulldyke, and other junk.

Granted, some are kinda funny, like Murderwhale, Sackpuncher, and such. Not sure where I would draw the line there.

At least I've stopped seeing people with names that have blatant profanity in them, like Fukface and stuff.

people who are obsessed with how other people choose to use their time

but you dont hate me



SAY IT!

People who put articles in their macros.

Example: I'm pulling a %t get ready!!!!
What I see: I'm pulling a a ghoul get ready!!!

It's like nails on a chalkboard.