Used wipes today.
 

Used baby wipes today to clean my bits. In addition, I used them after the 8am turdcut.

Everything is surprisingly fresh. I used unscented so I don't actually smell like a baby.

My brother coined it as "a Mexican baby shower" - is this a thing?? Pls halp

yep, works a lot better.

Be sure to flush them down the toilet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-sewers.html

been using cotton wipes for years, they are great, make sure to finish it off with toliet paper so your ass isn't wet.

I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency

Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..

ive had that conversation with people in rl before as well it really doesnt.

takes me about 6-10 seconds to drop fat log torpedo's

I have perpetual mudbutt and usually leave a crack shaped smear on the seat because of my obesity.

Ymmv

I'm converting to wipes

they make flushable butt wipes for adults

look in the toilet paper aisle. i like the Scott Naturals brand.

Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog