MQ Insurance
 

Greetings to all AC-camping, ring-selling Multi-Questers!

I have come here to offer you a glorious opportunity to afford yourself something much more valuable than e-money: Piece of Mind.

You see, starting tomorrow, I'll be giving Hasten a Shadowed Rapier and 3250 gold. No ring, just the rapier and gold, because I like the guy and want him to be able to stab things and buy nice clothes. And I'll continue to do this every few mornings (randomly of course).

The problem with this is that sometimes Hasten gets so excited when I give him these wonderful presents that he just hands out JBoots to the first passerby to flash one of those fancy rings the cyclops' wear! The ancient ones!

So, if you want to make sure that Hasten doesn't mess up your MQ by handing boots to ring-bearers and demanding rings from rapier-and-gold bringers, just track me down the day before. For a donation of only 3k I will promise to sit and count plat in the EC tunnel, therefore ensuring that our buddy Hasten isn't "primed" by the time you and your fellow MQer get to him!!

Thanks, and happy camping!

LOL

I think the best alternative to this post is to organize an effort to kill hasten any time he's up, and make sure you do your MQ when he's fresh. Avoid the 3k extortion fee! =P

I am just sad I didn't come up with this first...I must be losing my touch...

Brilliant.

I would consider that harassment if I were a GM.

Win!

Considering everytime ive ever done jboots quest on any of my characters its always been a 2+hr wait for hasten to spawn, id consider this an idle threat.

This is hilarious.

It's also hilarious that Girth's panties are immediately in a bunch.

He's from Texas..hes used to shooting anyone to annoys him