How to kill Nexona Red99 Style
 

/GU Nexona in 16s, 28k @1739dps --- Versace 2k @221dps (8.74%) --- Chuckslaw 2k @199dps (8.57%) --- Vladimir 2k @167dps (6.59%) --- Gongshow 2k @136dps (6.38%) --- Dongshow 2k @156dps (6.15%) --- Pierre 2k @135dps (5.82%) --- Dagon 2k @101dps (5.78%) --- Colgate 1k @106dps (5.32%) --- Xantille 1k @130dps (5.15%) --- Nakor 1k @109dps (5.1%)


16 second nexona kills. join holocaust today.

Sounds real fun. I sometimes pee for longer than that in one stream.

Give yourself another 30 years or so Zan, then you'll take 5+ minutes to expel that much urine from your bladder and it won't be a continuous stream. On the plus side, I'v elittle doubt that in 30 years the same group of people will be boasting about their elite PvP skillz where they form a guild of 73% of the server's membership so they can have uncontested zerg ganks of elf-sim dragons.

wtb /copy

I remember grouping with an alt of one those guys in Sol B on my Red monk. He refused to leave the Sol A zone line in a full group of 40+ because he was afraid he would die. But hey, congratulations on successfully getting him to find that duellist button.

chalk this up to another "nobody gives a shit about r99" thread

This is one of the douche bags on Sirken's stream that discussed the laws of thermodynamics and how it relates to the complexities of the Blue99 Raid scene.

AKA giant erudite.

He considers some weird anecdotal evidence of one alleged red99 player as evidence that blue players are somehow more skilled than red players.

I'm not sure why you think praising my intelligence is insulting, but I shall be suitably offended anyway.