I have a cold.
 

Fuck all of you and your lives.

My head is killing me.

Please die

-radditsu

fuck me, I do as well, and an ear thingy, fuck all yall

smoke weed

still better than the "open your eyes" thread

Just got out of the dentist and found out the hard way that I metabolise Novocaine unnaturally quickly. Misery loves company.

better than the flu

feel better

Colds suck. The way I cope with them is brandy and orange juice. Whatever you do, use real drugs and none of that homeopathic shit. Hope you have a fast recovery.

onset of ebola

a nice hot toddy will fix what ails ya

also drink water