Do you security wipe when you pee?
 

Inquiring minds would like to know how clean your butt might be!

Swamp ass happens.

finger test, ill slide my finger thru my asshole every couple hours make sure it smells good, if it doesn't ill take a shower.

I prefer to shake

does OP pee sitting down?

my asshole is pristine.

I don't poop. That's what I tell my country at least.

use a bidet like a civilized person and this is not even a question

feels goog walking around with a thoroughly cleansed colon

This, and make sure you enema 4-5 times a day.

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