The Story of Hipponipple
 

This is the story of a Nutswinger.

http://www.r99pvp.com/seasonone/show...?p=Hipponipple

Like all the truest warmbodies he hitched his little red wagon to the nearest Zerg.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/231454...-1/s-l1000.jpg


With dreams of dragon pixels in his eyes he opened his outstretched hands and petted the taints of all his guildmates.

http://i.imgur.com/QuJjdaY.gif

With each hairy manball he rubbed he knew his chances of dragon loot increased.


Everything was going according to plan. Until one day...he died in pvp!

Renzai Hokuten Hipponipple Nihilum Karnor's Castle 0.68 August 13 2014 12:58:11 AM

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...4edb19bc7d.gif

Consumed by rage, he bidded his time and waited days at his enemies bind until finally the day arrived...

Colgate Holocaust Renzai Hokuten Dreadlands 0.26 August 22 2014 11:57:25 PM

and then he struck...

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...9c7ed4f457.gif

Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:16:30 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:15:58 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:15:25 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:14:58 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 5:14:10 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.21 August 23 2014 5:13:32 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 4:09:27 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.02 August 23 2014 4:08:55 AM
Hipponipple Renzai Hokuten Lesser Faydark 0.23 August 23 2014 4:07:57 AM

http://www.scatterjaw.com/wp-content...ep-terrors.jpg

Now free from the night terrors of a death on a PvP server he Logged out of Norrath and was never seen again.

tldr

I know of one other player who ragequit after one death and that was Abualfreeporti

I thought it was a highly entertaining and accurate portrayal of Hipponipple's EQ career, a stunning insight into the mind of a warmbody.

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http://i.imgur.com/M8bZXbl.jpg

I died a few times to Nihilum, lifes hard for a 52 wiz in range of 60's back in the day, but I killed way more Nihilum then I ever died to, that's for damned sure.

Damn this thread musta rustled someone to drag out 2 year old screenshots LOL and that makes me proud for making it!