My wife and kid left town for two weeks
 

My wife and kid left town for two weeks so I cut off my red neckbeard and wove it into a poop sock.

I'm pretty good at weaving, and it turned out pretty good as you can see in the pic below.

http://i.imgur.com/pE3wokM.jpg

I look forward to many hours of playing EQ in the next two weeks while slowly filling my new socks. Pras R99.

I hope this sin't a trial separation. Alimony and child support payments would ruin your immersion, just ask Ragnaros.

Ragnaros has the shoulders of an 11 year old, I saw his pic. Aint no way his nuts have dropped yet to produce an offspring. He can't be over 11 judging from his photo. Even the watch on his hand looked about 7 times too big.

You really are psycho aren't ya.

Put down the keyboard Hatelore it's time to stop posting.

Cabelas is having a sale on socks.

Anyone find it ironic that the guy who posted about about weaving socks from his beard so he could poop in them called some other guy a psycho and everyone agreed?