p99 Bumfights! Sunday, July 5th @ 9PM EDT *EC TUNNEL*
 

Hear ye! Hear ye!

BUMFIGHTS - EPISODE 3

**CHANGE OF VENUE**
**EC TUNNEL!**
**SUNDAY, JULY 5TH 2015**
**9PM EASTERN**

http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights

TOP PRIZE:

A RAT EAR SANDWICH!
http://i.imgur.com/5Ca65VL.jpg

&

50 COPPER PIECES!
http://i.imgur.com/GjviqJ3.jpg

&

BOOZE!!
http://www.almarsguides.com/Almar's%...rewing/Ale.jpg


If you are interested in fighting in a featured match:

Please SEND ME A PM here on Portasaurus with your character name, your level, and tell us a little bit about yourself. We'll try to pair featured combatants up as fairly as possible, but not all is fair for bums in war.

Otherwise, roll a level 1, get to EC Tunnel, and get ready to bum-ble!!

http://i.imgur.com/NGldjTO.gif

Sorry for the double post, but as we all know, you can't edit threads anymore for reasons completely unknown to anybody.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

BUM(p)

Thank you to Dial-a-Port, official sponsors of this Sunday's BUMFIGHTS tournament!

Alone? Lost? Scared? Friendly Dial-a-Port associates are standing by to get you out of your pickle! Dial-a-Port, Norrath's premiere porting guild, offering porting services from rings, spires, and more! Don't walk a mile, ride in style, type /who all dial TODAY!

To add to the bum fights if you use a Dial a Port member to move your bum and roll a perfect 100 before your port you will recieve 200p.

The rules are as followed.

Call for your port between 8:30 and 9 , They are free.

Say you are participating in the Bum fights and need a pickup.

Please be at a ring or spire so as to speed things along.

When your porter arrives tell him you are ready to roll he will acknowledge and

/rand 100

If you roll a perfect 100 you will be rewarded 200p

Happy 4th everyone! I hope everyone blows up at least one thing today! ...And now project1999.com is on several watch lists.

Hah, who am I kidding, p99 is already on all of them...

anyway BUMFIGHTS IS TOMORROW!

Remember, change of venue as it is now in the EC TUNNEL!!!

PM me on the forums if you want to fight in a featured match, or use this thread to call out other players to 1v1 honor duels!

See you there!

i will be in the stands. will the previous champion be returning to defend the title?

BUMFIGHTS TONIGHT!!!
 

THE 11.5 HOUR COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN!!

P99 BUMFIGHTS LEVEL 1 BOXING TOURNAMENT

GENERAL RULES

1. Level 1
2. You must be as drunk as possible (we will hand out booze before you fight)
3. No weapons / items / potions
4. No armor
5. No buffs or outside assistance
6. No otherwise unspecified cheating
7. Single elimination tournament
8. Prize for most consecutive wins
9. Prize for last-bum-standing
10. All participants MUST HAVE FUN

Details

Fighters who wish to participate should gather around the Bumfights ring (in the back of the EC Tunnel, near Shady) before 9PM Eastern tonight. We will /ran 100 to determine the combatants of the matches.

The winner of each fight will "keep the ring" and face new challengers until they are defeated. If you get knocked out of the tournament, you are done and the ring belongs to the winner until they lose.

Prizes will be awarded to the contestant who keeps the ring the longest (largest winning streak), as well as the last-bum-standing.

If a fight is deemed to be "dragging" a random weapon will be dropped on the ground by the officiant of the fight to help inspire larger degrees of violence.

If you wish to fight your main in a featured match, please send me a PM on the forums TODAY and let me know your toon name, level, class, and race.

Complimentary ports will be provided by participating Dial-a-Port druids and wizards from all rings and spires between 8 and 9PM in case you want to roll an ogre or iksar or something else from a faraway land.

If you cheat and we find out, you will be EXECUTED on the spot in front of everybody for maximum entertainment value.

http://www.history.org/Foundation/jo...ges/burk_1.jpg

Why was the other thread locked