I got a question pals
 

If the lady at the liquor store remembers me, and knows my regular order, does this mean I drink too much?

No, it just means you need to mix it up a bit.

Also, should be Off Topic..

Look pal, we can debate what should and should not be all day long, but that really won't get us anywehre will it?

That depends on what you define as 'anywehre', I suppose.

Oh, aren't you witty with your amazing ability to notice drunken typos

I forgot to include ending punctuation in that last post, better jump all over that

Naw, I often suck at punctuation. But you get a nice red squiggly line thing for typos.

Whatcha drinking? I'm trying a Four Loko for the first time.

Wild Turkey Rye - 101 proof

correction typos is just giving in to time-consuming terrorism

Tol,

Will you bee my valentine?

-Fourthmeal (one of my character's names is Bolsheviks, btw)

edit: ignore that if you're a menshevik swine