Last Night
 

Oh god pals,

Last night I attended a Halloween party. I went sans costume. Being surrounded by hipsters, I decided I had to drink myself through the night. This was a bad option. I'm fairly certain I'm still drunk now. I puked in a myriad of front yards, out side of a car, along the freeway, etc. I may have also rolled down a hill or a set of stairs, I am not sure. My hands have grass all over them right now. I'm not too hung over, but I'm sure a hang over will settle in like an early morning fog soon enough. I think I will puke again soon.

-Fourthmeal

You know what's real good for hangovers? A blunt and fifthmeal. Oh Fourthmeal you haven't heard of Fifthmeal? The meal after Fourthmeal, post puking after attending a hipster party, but the meal before breakfast.

grab yourself a beer and kick that hangovers ass, stay drunk.

I'm gonna go get some pot soon.

my hands smell like a combination of vomit and tobacco

+1

i hope you washed your hands by now dude

(cause its november)

Do you have a job and/or are you being a productive citizen? If not this makes me sad :(.

I got a job working with kids, though I am by no means a productive citizen.