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Abacab niggah 11-01-2010 12:51 AM

Have you been a victim of the following?
 
  • Banned without a reason?
  • Harassed by players in the raidplace?
  • Assaulted by Ire Ghasts?
  • Stolen loot that was rightfully yours?
  • Beaten to a Quillmane spawn?
  • /ignored by your peers?
  • Denied application to a guild you admire?
  • U mad?
  • Lost a camp due to having IRL issues?
  • EQ marriage needs annulled?
  • Uthgaard hate thread locked?
  • and many, many other injustices

Then look no further than Swishahouse & Abacab, Attorneys at LOL. With months of experience involving disputes between players and staff, we feel that you deserve a quality representative to get the justice you rightfully deserve.

We will dispute your ban, throw an injunction at your troll, and even fight for your raid claims because like you we've been victims of the system, and we know that you need someone you can trust and relate to and our expert legal team is ready to work around the clock to ensure your civil liberties are not infringed and compensation is spent.

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OngorDrakan 11-01-2010 12:53 AM

Endorsed by Drunke!

Ronas 11-01-2010 01:18 AM

What are your rates and Guarantee and Refund Policies?

Abacab niggah 11-01-2010 01:20 AM

We charge on a case by case basis as for refunds it's 50% of your payment returned, 50% is kept due to the paperwork and labor involved in processing your complaint.

ryuut1 11-01-2010 01:27 AM

i trust the one on the left, he wears glasses

Swishahouse 11-01-2010 02:40 AM

Swishahouse and Abacab 2010 Cool Chart

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The above graphic displays the results of advanced double blind studies


Note: We are Team B. We are the widest. We scored. (literally)

xshayla701 11-01-2010 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abacab *****h (Post 166975)
Attorneys at LOL.

Hahahahahahaha

Yinaltin 11-01-2010 07:29 AM

i got raped by boogeymen , will you fight for my rights ?

Madigan 11-01-2010 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swishahouse (Post 167037)
Note: We are Team B. We are the widest. We scored. (literally)

Woah! What happened in 2004? You were almost beat out.

Swishahouse 11-01-2010 07:38 AM

2004 was a bad year it was like:

You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha
You ain't even get a chance to say a word ha


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