hi there pals
 

I'm in an Iraqi internet cafe

well it's owned by Iraqis, but it's in Germany. I'm incognito posing as a German so that they don't suicide bomb me while I'm trying to update my facebook status.

NEways I thought I'd give a big wet sloppy shoutout to all of my cool friends. I heard from my french canadian pal that kunark is still six months away which is both LOL and sadfase at the same time.

Welp, I'm going to go flirt with some girls who have great tits and otherwise very few redeeming qualities. I hope to talk to more of you soon.

Hugs and kisses,
Karsten

<3 karsten.....



miss you :/

You lose

virtuosos i'm not gonna lie your avatar is turning me on almost as much as mine turns me on

Howdy!

Karsten's avatar is always win.

Sir Karsten,

I've heard so many wonderful things about you. Come back to P99, and school this server.

Wowwww thats crazy stuff!! stay safe and away from those crazy mofos!

Risk getting bombed to change FB status?!

You sir still owe me 10k! Hey Bro!