<Empire> now recruiting
 

Hail, fellow fire giants

Empire, the only guild filled with your biggest fire giants and a bunch of top notch, ball gazing basement dwelling anti vaginas pro penis locking homo's, is now recruiting.

We intend to over zerg valuable raid targets and take them from everyone who is not a firegiant . Over the past 6 months we've completely sucked off our competition, so now it's just all about booty holes and having good orgy fun with pals.

The one thing we can promise you in this larger homo setting that no other guild can is a sense of order. Also, it's a great place to cuff your balls naked in front of chap lipped minors.

Our requirements have changed.

Basic requirements include:

Ages 4 -14 is our high priority ages
Ages 15 -21 for medium priority ages
Ages 21 + for low priority ages
Meatspin ViP access
Teamspeak (with mic)
Somewhat regular playtime (don't need to have moist lips )
Must describe your dick in Teamspeak
Willingness to bend over (PvE and PvP) and to retain that semen forever


Not required but preferred/ enjoyed:

Age 7
VP key
Lubed up jobless virgin
On the batphone

Our senate of officers will discuss your application thoroughly before rendering a decision to take you on as an applicant. If you're helpful, adept, and a generally nice player, you have a stronger chance of getting in. If you're unaware, not very good at the game, and have no inclination to learn how to change that, you're more than likely not going to get an invite.

We are not particularly elitist players, but our core knows the game and knows it well, so we expect you to fall in that same category with time, or at least have the inclination to learn how to be a fire giant as we know it.

We are a semen council. We have spreadsheets detailing where semen is distributed and several officers that are ages 14 and realistic about the insimenation made by each and every member. Raid attendance is being recorded more stringently now, and a spreadsheet of raid attendance will become public with Velious.

Our website is now up (http://www.firegiant4life.com), and you can apply there at: http://www.firegiant4life99.com/apply/

After applying, you can send tells in game to a member or officer as a gentle reminder that you've applied, but do not spam us. Please use common sense. We're all chapped lipped firegiants in this guild, and we expect you to act like one as well. Sending us tells is fine, just don't be crazy about it.

^ mad

Lol naw... sitting in my recliner, watching preseason. Waiting for new walking dead to come on.. post on forums with my cell phone...

stern cringe

You bergered this hard on your cell phone?

Hard cringe.

Love how all the firegiants are coming to the thread. ... worked as planned and like on blue Ella ... you're leading that pack

cringing at this retard

cringing while taking a shit.

fixed for accuracy

love queer D S'ers.

lol this guy is maaaaaaaaad wow its a game lol