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You are literally a male secretary

This gives me a cyber boner. Fuck terrorists.

Weighs over 300lbs.

Spent 16 hours a day for the last 10 years on an elf sim while unemployed.

Calls combat veterans male secretaries through the internet.

Still misuses "literally" and doesn't even posses the basic grammar skills to be an entry level secretary if he wanted to.



Keepin it 100 as always I see.
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but fat

A much needed snortle after a hard day of smart people work

You are literally rustled

And a male secretary

according to this http://usmilitary.about.com/od/airfo...afjob1c0x2.htm he couldn't have done much.

Air Force Enlisted Job Descriptions
1C0X2 - AVIATION RESOURCE MANAGEMENT


By Rod Powers, US Military Expert
Specialty Summary.
Performs and manages aviation and parachutist Host Aviation Resource Management (HARM) and Squadron Aviation Resource Management (SARM) functions related to scheduling, standardization and evaluation, flying and ground training, aviation flight records, parachutist jump records and squadron operations. Operates and maintains the Aviation Resource Management System (ARMS). Related DoD Occupational Subgroup: 556.
Duties and Responsibilities:

Interprets public law, plans, organizes, and directs aircrew and parachutist resource activities. Reviews aviation mission accomplishment reports for accuracy. Initiates actions to support aviation management policies and procedures, and conducts aircrew and parachutist interviews. Prepares and processes aeronautical and military pay orders and flight authorizations.

Performs aviation and parachutist resource management functions. Monitors flight physicals, physiological training, aircrew qualifications, and other aircrew and parachutist-related programs.

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Schedules aircrew training and aircraft sorties, and maintains mission information. Monitors individual flight requirements, unit flying hours, and aviation requirement changes.

Maintains control and accountability for ARMS data. Controls security access to ARMS data interfaces, and advises on matters pertaining to ARMS requirements and modifications.

Inspects and evaluates production and maintenance of aviation flight and parachutist jump records, files, and reports. Evaluates completed work and group performance.

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Ensures functional directives are accurate and complete. Reviews aviation resource management procedures and recommends changes. Reviews trend analysis.

Specialty Qualifications:

Knowledge. Knowledge is mandatory of: rated, career enlisted aviators, nonrated, operational support, and parachutist duty classifications and aviation management policies; aircrew and parachutist continuation and qualification training and upgrade; flying hour and flying incentive pay.

Education. For entry into this specialty, completion of high school with courses in oral communications and computer operations is desirable.

Training. For award of AFSC 1C032, completion of the basic operations resource management course is mandatory.

Experience. The following experience is mandatory for award of the AFSC indicated: (Note: See Explanation of Air Force Specialty Codes).

1C052. Qualification in and possession of AFSC 1C032. Also, experience in functions such as scheduling aircrew training, and aircraft sorties, host aviation, or squadron aviation functions.

1C072. Qualification in and possession of AFSC 1C052. Also, experience in performing or supervising functions such as aircrew scheduling, aviation flight and parachutist jump records maintenance, or maintaining ARMS.

1C092. Qualification in and possession of AFSC 1C072. Also, experience in preparing and interpreting aviation and parachutist resource management policies and directives.
Other:

The following are mandatory as indicated:

Eligibility for a Secret security clearance according to AFI 31-501, Personnel Security Program Management, is mandatory for award and retention of AFSCs 1C032/52/72/92/00.

Ability to speak distinctly is mandatory for entry, award, and retention of these AFSCs.

Deployment Rate for this AFSC

Strength Req: G

Physical Profile 333233

Citizenship: Yes

Required Appitude Score : A-45 (Changed to A-41, effective 1 Jul 04).

Technical Training:

Course #: E3ABR1C032 001

Location: K

Length (Days): 28

I think retti hit the nail on the head. that pretty much sums up what a secretary does.