Elven Dating
 

For those of you who aren't fat\bald, and live with your female, I have a question.

What do you do when she berggs out for literally no reason?

Discuss

She is definitely getting dicked down by another guy . Good luck with your relationship

I've lived with a few different girls in my time on the elf sim. One of them didn't like it, but she worked 12 hour shifts so I would just game on the days she's working, since I usually had those days off too. The other one was pretty down with the elf game, even got some under the desk action during a lot of the ol' TMO raids.

i doubt u rly want anyone's advice from this forum but here's what works for me

calmly satiate the hormonal rage by refusing to reciprocate equal emotion. avoid calling her out for berggin and ignore/deflect any personal attacks "ok, well i dont agree, but i understand what youre saying." "sounds like there may be a little misunderstanding, but i think i see where you're coming from." if you dont get all worked up about it, the rage can turn to weird joy and happiness real quick. might take some time. patience is key.

inevitably some responses to this mild-mannered approach will be "lolcucked" but for science, you may go ahead and get all bergged out yourself, drop some verbal abuse in response and see what happens. if it works, well your relationship is unusual and probably a disgusting trainwreck

if the complaint is something minor, like chatting on the phone for a while or a lil vid chat (if you dont live together), or something like attention, and im just dicking around playing a game, ill stop playing and give her some. i tend to view attention-seeking behavior as a symptom of an underlying chronic human condition that needs to be treated periodically or else serious consequences occur. would not leave this unchecked.

you gotta be careful about the signals you're sending. positive reinforcement can be a bitch, but negative reinforcement is basically not an option here. although it seems like she bergs randomly, there appear to actually be moments where her subconscious (and sometimes conscious) says "ok its time for a good ol berg." and you can manipulate that timing somewhat through careful reinforcement.

if the complaint is plainly ridiculous, i usually just deflect/postpone until the rage subsides. they'll come around later and be ready to talk about it without so much emotion. sometimes there is something that needs to be dealt with. although its partly chemical, i dont believe bergs come completely out of nowhere. might require some investigative work on your part to solve the issue.

if she doesn't ever 'come down,' would consider the positives and negatives of relationship and critically evaluate. of course, before aborting mission completely, its a good idea to have a healthy discussion and voice your concerns.

when the whole event is done i just forgive/forget and let it go quick. move on and enjoy good hormonal-induced sex until it happens again in a few weeks. bear in mind this is coming from an unmarried scrub with only a 3-year successful relationship. game prolly changes a bit after year 5, 10, etc

this has been another episode of loveline with dr. bubur

Can I get a tldr version?

Actually read it dr.bubar. Will investigate this berg. My initial reaction to the berg was \shrug and fire up the ol super nintendo

read reddit.com/r/theredpill and do exactly the opposite of what those forever virgins say to do, generally good life advice

treat women with respect, don't neglect them for video games, don't be a cuck'd out "alpha provider" but don't be a doormat either. establish trust and a strong line of communication. do nice things for her, but don't buy her expensive jewelry cars and shit. only date women at or above your own income level. wrap your tool up or get the snip.

cute 20 year old unemployed college student girls are fun, but you gotta keep it to the pump n dump

basically everything bubur and xaanka said.

bubur's def a professional at managing the innate female tendency to berg.