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Blitzers 03-20-2016 01:19 PM

Progressive's Mission statement
 
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we Progressives are the cure.

Pokesan 03-20-2016 01:30 PM

this is the worst thing ive ever seen

Swish 03-20-2016 03:37 PM

Spyder73 on a different account?

Daywolf 03-20-2016 04:19 PM

Steak should never be cooked well-done!

http://i.imgur.com/MarITaQ.jpg

Med-rare works for me.

AzzarTheGod 03-20-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daywolf (Post 2220815)

I'm a medium-well guy, but nobody knows how to cook medium-well or gives a shit about watching the stove in a big kitchen (even steakhouses can't do a medium-well) so I learned to enjoy it well done.

Medium is out of the question for me. Will not eat.

iruinedyourday 03-20-2016 04:37 PM

http://i.imgur.com/cUhY74a.jpg

AzzarTheGod 03-20-2016 04:39 PM

how u eat ur steaks IRYD pal?

iruinedyourday 03-20-2016 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod (Post 2220832)
how u eat ur steaks IRYD pal?

http://i.imgur.com/n5ctpsG.jpg

Daywolf 03-20-2016 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod (Post 2220817)
I'm a medium-well guy, but nobody knows how to cook medium-well or gives a shit about watching the stove in a big kitchen (even steakhouses can't do a medium-well) so I learned to enjoy it well done.

Medium is out of the question for me. Will not eat.

So you like your steak like 0bama likes his steak, med-well.
You gotta go to a steakhouse where they take it as serious business. Settling for a dried up doorstop is just ebil! :mad:
Let alone anyone that likes their steak medium-well just cant be trusted, obviously ;)
Thanks 0bama..

Pokesan 03-20-2016 05:01 PM

but this isn't a disagreement between two reasonable parties

steak above medium rare is a sin


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