US Senate Bound by Irrational Citizenry Wages War on Enabler of American Excess
 

Elected representatives in Washington have thumbed their noses at Muslim fat cat co-conspirator Saudi Arabia in the name political expediency following pay-off of Senators Graham and McCain by the Litigatory Industrial Complex.

The Obama administration demonstrated the increasingly rare capacity for reason with a pre-emotive veto threat shrugged off by the bi-partisan pro-litigation coalition.

Passage of the bill is something every civilized American can celebrate as survivors of the horrific September 11th attacks are extended the same rights as every other victim in our fine nation: the right to sue.

The bill allows American citizens who have suffered the injustice of State sponsored terror, to file grievances against the perpetrating nation state. Watch out Iran! We may now all pat ourselves on the back for giving victims what they have needed all along.

All hail the fall of the petro-dollar and America's global hegemony upon which it is built!

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This should work out well. I'm sure the Sauds will gladly handover their oil fortunes. WWIII inevitable.