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Izmael 06-07-2016 08:27 AM

Say something about your self that...
 
...that you don't mind the P99 community knowing about, but that you'd never admit to IRL.

I'll start.

I spend A LOT more office time on P99 forums than doing actual work.

I hate summer and everything that comes with it: the heat, the bugs, sleepless nights, sweat and sticky people, fucktards all around raving about "the lovely weather" and the obligation to go to a beach and alternate laying in filthy sand surrounded by smelly, saggy, obnoxious people, and soaking in filthy water full of piss and shit and oil leaks and loud babies and jellyfish. And having to pretend you like it, while in reality I like frosty winters, beautiful snowy landscapes, long walks on the crunchy snow in the forest, comfy tea or wine in front of a good fire stove, skiing, generally feeling like a boss. Fuck summer in the goat ass. There.

maskedmelon 06-07-2016 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Izmael (Post 2293648)

I hate summer and everything that comes with it: the heat, the bugs, sleepless nights, sweat and sticky people, fucktards all around raving about "the lovely weather" and the obligation to go to a beach and alternate laying in filthy sand surrounded by smelly, saggy, obnoxious people, and soaking in filthy water full of piss and shit and oil leaks and loud babies and jellyfish. And having to pretend you like it, while in reality I like frosty winters, beautiful snowy landscapes, long walks on the crunchy snow in the forest, comfy tea or wine in front of a good fire stove, skiing, generally feeling like a boss. Fuck summer in the goat ass. There.

Good post. The thing about cold weather is that you can always put on more clothes if you are uncomfortable. If you are uncomfortable in hot weather though, there is only so much you can take off.

Chaboo_Cleric 06-07-2016 09:16 AM

I jerk off to lots of p99 peoples pictures

Izmael 06-07-2016 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice (Post 2293656)
I too prefer winter. You were born between October and march, weren't you, op?

Born in March and also lived in cold countries a lot.

maskedmelon 06-07-2016 10:34 AM

I sniff my brush sometimes.

Izmael 06-07-2016 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice (Post 2293739)
Ok here's mine:


I use dating apps to find girls that like to be tied up.

Solid post. Keep em coming.

Ket 06-07-2016 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RitualSacrifice (Post 2293879)
Oh I do

Genuine Lol

barrettdc1 06-07-2016 12:44 PM

Just check all my posts i say lots of gay shit

MrSparkle001 06-07-2016 12:46 PM

I like butt stuff

quido 06-07-2016 01:21 PM

I killed a man.


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