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Raev 08-29-2016 07:36 PM

Cazic Thule Insurance
 
It has come to my attention that certain spineless cretinous mongoloid guilds have been killing my favorite God, Cazic Thule, the Patron Saint of Cabilis. The aggression will not stand, at least not unless I get paid.

If my demands are not met, I will deguild my Enchanter, take him to Fear on the next Cazic Thule spawn, charm a scareling, and watch Cazic's demise from the front row. If said scareling were to accidentally eat an AE, attack Cazic, and proc Gate sending him back to his spawn point with an additional 25% HP, well, there is only so much I can do by spamming pet back off. Even if Sirken were to tyrannically rule this as raid interference, <Monk Death Squad> stands ready to eat any number of suspensions for the sake of Lord Cazic Thule.

However, should you buy insurance from me, I will grit my teeth and count my platinums as you slaughter the Lord of Fear. Should your opponents fail to purchase this insurance, you would have a nearly guaranteed kill after they wipe following Cazic's accidental gate. The price is 25k per week for the first guild to buy this insurance, and 100k per week for the second.

Meet my demands, or I shall rend your minds with Fear, Dread, and Terror!

Brut 08-29-2016 07:41 PM

Thought they proc Shadowstep, not Gate?

Ravager 08-29-2016 07:44 PM

Did the raid scene somehow get shittier?

Jaxon 08-29-2016 08:13 PM

Well I have to hand it to you, it sounds like you've thought of everything,


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