Help me create a short story...
 

OK all...here's how it works...I am going to start the story with a single sentence below....then it's up to you all to take it from there. Remember, each response should simply be a single added sentence, however...you can respond more than once....

Let's see what type of journey we take our protagonist on...:eek:

"It was a strangely quiet night at the bar on a cool winter's evening."

Undoutably, this was due to the total smoking ban that was put into effect the day before.

Due to said lack of business as an alleged result of the total smoking ban, nothing much interesting happened.

in walks a man in a black suit, fedora, and a bag from wendy's ranting about richard dawkins.

He reaches into his purple silk panties and pulls out a pack of cigs.

His lighter reads Constellation Class Memory Alpha.

"Who is that busty Asian girl," he thought to himself, "And doesn't she get chilled running around in that little pink bikini on this cool winter's evening?"

When the Asian girl turned around, I saw a giant bulge in her bikini, while simultaneously observing she had an adam's apple. "Better leave this one to Alawen," I chuckled.

The following night, it was decidedly warmer. The unnamed bar patron chalked it up to Global Warming.

The hoggen turned off Glenn Beck on his TV and went to bed