^^ Salty ^^

Bard bump! Here's a song I wrote (FOR ADULTS):

https://youtu.be/Sgygnhx3y38

Sword Play
G C, G D, G C, G D G
Well, Lord Scyther was a master of the foil.
He'd train for hours, sweat and toil.
And while in his prime, at the King's championship,
he stabbed with his sword--and snap! went the tip.
C D, GDC, G D
But Scyther was never caught unarmed.
He pulled out his dick and screamed, "En garde!"
Even in its flaccid state, it took on quite a shape.
His foe, full of shame, hid behind his cape.
That's when the windmill attack began;
the hurricane it made scared off the lesser man.
CHORUS

meh - would charge double for this quy

Listen here: https://clyp.it/tpyk3die

Charge Me Double

C G x3 D
They say the apple never falls far from the tree.
Before I met you, I had to agree.
You did not inherit your kin's kindness gene--
no, you are rather mean!
F G C
But charge me double! I'll have the last laugh.
Your mom charges me half.

Offer for scales is 230k and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings and hugs and gnome shaped cookies.

Thanks to Kostbar, I have a bit more dough.

The offer is now 231k and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings and kisses and hugs.

bump because this guy deserves those scales

Haha!

I endorse this guy too now, Ill add 1k to your pot.

Woohoo, 232k now. PST to Kavalier in game or message me here!

Be the beating heart of every song I write for the rest of my life. Be my muse. Sell me your Scales.

Seen a guy in EC for at least a week straight advertising 300k top buy em and I never knew if he finally found some or not