A Personal Ad
 

Do you live in the New Jersey area? Are you lonely? Do you like EQ? Are you a woman between the ages of 22 and 34?

Take that LFG tag off and look no further! The solution to all your romance problems is right here!

I like long waits for the boat, pixelated sunsets with no bloom effect and cozying up next to a 4-framed GIF of a fire while right-clicking Tumpy Tonics.

I'm looking for someone to grow maxed-level together with. I am outgoing, kind and intelligent. I have a good understanding of my skills and abilities. I'm not the sort of man to be late for a date, because I have jboots.

I am the patient sort of man that will happily wait for your spawn timer to trigger. I might even camp you all night without even caring what your drop rate is.

If you're tired of the usual dating grind and are looking for a man who makes you "ding"... look no further. */wink*

I'll be waiting.

A female might actually respond to this.

I'm frighteningly okay with that. In fact I encourage it.

<loads up bubble bobble level 101>