THis is awesome lore, especially given that Jimjam's surname is Dog.

For your long-standing defense of the Vale, for accompanying Lord Filbus to your own demise in Runnyeye at a young age, and for your energetic assault on our foes abroad, I hereby anoint thee Duke Jimjam of Kithicor, the Dog of War of the Rivervale Vanguard.

Thanks Filbus, Rivervale's Pocket Guide needs to arrange this in game for Duke Jimjam ;).

Unfortunately I forgot to take pictures of the next battle, so I won't bother with a real write up. In short we followed our lead on the corruption to nature by Innoruuk.

http://i.imgur.com/SGI1QJe.png

Even maritime lava dragons were effected.

A companion Halfling who had followed Jimjam through all his recent adventures, a Druid of Karana named Vivoliber, found upon the corpse of a beast a Pod of Sea Water. The perfect heat sink to be coupled with the power source from Venril Sathir. He was able to combine the two with his elaborate scimitar in order to create something new:

Grats to Vivoliber, the mighty Halfling Druid of Karana, on his epic. He truly earned it, having bravely followed DUKE Jimjam through the many adventures in the last few posts.

He made excellent use off the weapon already. Whilst on a fact finding mission in the Great Divide, Vivoliber was able to cast the weapon's curse upon foul beast Vludeen. This sufficiently allowed Jimjam to worry the worm, causing it to drop it's tail in distress like a common lizard.

Jimjam was able to take this clue back to Kael, where lead scientist Gleed was able flay the sinews from the tail and string a Bow of the Huntshafling for the newly crowned Duke.

Puppet find an interesting in Veeshanhome.

http://i.imgur.com/0eNF0GHh.jpgp

Reports Guide say word. Blah blah blah. Threat of eat Halfling, Filbus, Gatmanno? Consistent on Guide behavior, in experience of personal. Not probable to important.

Cylock onle like yung low level haffer

you gatmanno levul 60 haffer, tuff and old

so no wurry about Cylock

Cylock no eat gatmanno

Bristlebane druid concern only mischief. Tickle of destiny weavers; load of fate dice! Is enough mischief now? No.

Avoiding regard, Guide of Gluttony would need of find true Gatmanno. Have doubts puppet mouthgood. :o

*DRINKS 100 LENDEL'S GRAND LAGER AND SHOUTS FOR LLANDRIS TO DEFEND US FROM CYCLOCK*

Just putting it out there, Cylock: I'd like a bristlebane shadow knight with electrobuzzer hand shake harm touch.

Might even be willing to volunteer time as csr if that is what it takes to make it happen.

damn Gatmanno repping his guild as <Awokened> in the sig, very very classy stuff. Just what I'd expect from the Pirate of the Vanguard. pras him

Gatmanno, can we hang out in PoM sometime soon?

Am always up to hang in PoM, Filbus!

Why Cylock sudden eating young halfling, though? And why look like godlady? Evidence of clear: Cylock fat stupid ogre. Not godlady. Very mysterious!

http://i.imgur.com/psQ72SMh.jpg

Observe Guide of Gluttony talk like fat stupid ogre, so decide of visit fat stupid ogre god temple for more clue. Lizard all too stupid talk to Puppet. Find of temple bossman.


http://i.imgur.com/txjXnsoh.jpg

Avatar not wish of talk either! Dispatch lizardpriests with mischiefmagic. Avatar still think of safe, protected by green wuss fearbubble. Not expect Horn of Plunder. Good Puppet made of cloth! Not of limbic system big advantage.


http://i.imgur.com/U92wGMKh.jpg

Haha. Avatar of fat and stupid tricked with magic horn. Knock out of fearbubble. Puppet give Avatar good knock about of general.


http://i.imgur.com/gimuLRfh.jpg

With beat up, extract information. Avatar confirm Cylock fat stupid ogre! Very important piece puzzle, all come of together slowly. Now am pondering of next step.

Halfling intelligence at it's finest!

The Vanguard is so mighty!!