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skarlorn 07-23-2017 10:22 PM

kissed a girl today
 
i kissed a rich girl today i smooked her on the lips after jabbering about myself for 3 hrs over $15 tacos and bloody maryes. she followed me all the way back to my apartment though i proclaimed my busy schedule demanded my attention toward making $. outisde my gates i smooked her thrice pon them wet and sweet lips. then i entered my fortress, came in the house, and got to work (with a side of p99 forums). u could see her eyes drip with desire 4 me and i touched her back side with delicacy as tho my fingers were masts of hoisin sauce sailing upon fine crispy pork belly.

AMA

Pokesan 07-23-2017 10:46 PM

what was his name

skarlorn 07-23-2017 10:59 PM

Tiffano

SyanideGas 07-23-2017 11:04 PM

Is there a guide for snatching those kinds of gems before it gets nerfed too?

skarlorn 07-23-2017 11:07 PM

there's guides for hiding gems in snatches and there's ways to snatch her jewels but if you ever need help with the gurls you just let me know young skarry; although young men are IDIOTS and you probably wouldn't take my valuable advice anyway.

Tupakk 07-23-2017 11:50 PM

Separate from the heard and the rest is a cake walk.

Jimjam 07-24-2017 01:03 AM

Did a pearl necklace drop or was it snatched?

skarlorn 07-24-2017 01:07 AM

Borgnach's original surname was Snatchgrabber.

maskedmelonpai 07-24-2017 09:25 AM

lucky girl
 
this a very touching story. glad it end well ^^

xtraball 07-24-2017 11:30 AM

We demand you prove it


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