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07-25-2017 08:32 PM |
Evil Eye Lens (EXTREMELY RARE - No Longer Drops)
You encounter Platwhore, the level 1 Wood Elf Druid. She is chained to t1 by iron shackles; her green onesie is soiled by excrement; she has no mana, no water, no food, and cannot even cast Minor Healing anymore.
"WTS TO SELL EVIL EYE LENS" she screeches at you, raking the chains back and forth.
"COLLECTED BY MY MASTER LORD FILBUS IN THE AGE OF KUNARK, WTS EVIL EYE LENS OF RUNNYEYE" Platwhore shrieks into the Tunnel.
Feeling pity for this mistreated slave, you approach her and try to hand her a Water Flask. She knocks it from her hand and then pressed a piece of parchment into your palm. She smirks, trumpeting a long, acrid fart that is the result of 4 years of malnourishment. You back away swiftly.
The piece of parchment is stained around the edges with some brown matter. Is it blood - or feces? The text reads:
WTS EVIL EYE LENS - Acquired by Filbus Furyfoot the Lord of the Misty Thicket on a campaign against the Runnyeye Goblins of the Citadel. 18 Charges Remain of the Magical Power: Glimpse. You may use Glimpse to see FURTHER. The evil eyes have been run out and no longer can you obtain this lens. It is an item of extreme rarity and has a great lineage of previous owners, passing directly from the Lord Filbus to his slave Platwhore ultimately to you, the purchaser.
Signed,
Filbus the Lord of the Thicket and Guardian of Rivervale
CERTIFIED by the ROLEPLAY COMMISSION of Rivervale(tm)
Item no longer drops. Has clicky effect AND important for wizard quest. Starting bids at 50k pp.
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