Gold Pants
 

HI P99 blue:

I have been in attendance at roughly 30,000 Noble kills over the last 7 years, and he has never, ever dropped my pants. Literally.
I had convinced my guild to go after Noble regularly for the last several months, but everyone has become discouraged (yay for Sky drama) and we don't kill him anymore.

My last hope appears to be offering PP to anyone who can get them to drop. Therefore, I am offering 20,000 plats for the long-awaited loot rights to gold fucking pants.

Not just please, but super pretty please let me know if you will let me loot pants on your Noble kill.

Signed a very sad almost golden druid,
Catt

Pants seem to be hardest to get. I also offered to buy them for a similar price and nobody was interested. People generally loot noble very quickly so others wont see the corpse. Keep trying is about all you can do.

Are you keyed to 1.5 and camped in sky?

I'm so glad you asked!

Yes, Catt is perma-camped on 1.5 in the windmill.

The 20k is in EC tunnel.

Easy, peasy! :)

Will you wear these pants only for good, and never in anger?

Thanks for the response. We have killed him so many times, and I am incredibly discouraged, but I hold hope that SOMEHOW I will be able to get these damned pants.

Druids don't zerk! :p

I was once known for my golden pee pants!

Uhh...I don't underst..

I mean, I am not sure wha....

Well, anyway,

Bump. =D

Thanks!, I think...


Just attended a flawless kill by AG, et al.

No pants, ofc.

And DoF