Race and Religion Re-Assignment
 

We all know modern MMO's sell out and you can swap server, race, even haircut for a nominal fee! The beauty of P99 is that it truly is classic and not everything was perfectly balanced. That being said I've seen so many people regret the way they started their question or ask for advice on the age old questions Iksar vs. Human Monk, should Cleric worship Tunare?, Iksar vs. Ogre Shaman, and every other crazy class/race/religion/face question!

So, knowing what you know now what would you change about your characters?

I would do the following:
1) Gnome Wizard would remain gnome for life best class/race in world.
2) Halfling Rogue would be gnome.
3) High Elf Enchanter would be gnome.
4) Human Monk would be gnome okay maybe iksar if no gnome available.
5) Tunare Half Elf Bard would be Agnostic gnome. Okay half elf can work if no gnome available.
6) Female Iksar Warrior would be Male gnome.
7) Wood Elf Druid would be gnome. Okay really halfling if no gnome available.

What about everyone else?

I would actually change all my toons to humans personally.
Human enchanter
Human warrior
Human cleric
Human necro

Luckily my new rogue I made him human instead of gnome like I considered

I would change my Iksar Shaman to Troll. In the end they look the same (Same bear form), they have the same Regen, and a troll would be able to use a JBB.
No, I would NEVER make my Shaman an ogre.

Everything else I'm pretty happy with.

WHY NOT GNOME WHY NOT GNOEM!?!!?

wood elf ranger - smaller boobs
dark elf cleric - bigger boobs
high elf paladin - smaller boobs
human monk - bigger boobs
dark elf rogue - purpler boobs
gnome warrior - lot bigger boobs
barbarian shaman - freckle-free boobs
erudite paladin - change to human paladin of e-mar with prodigious boobs
dark elf warrior - bluer boobs
dark elf chanter - smaller boobs
other human monk - smaller boobs
high elf chanter - paler boobs

i think that cover all my characters cluding the one that I just have holding names and maybe play some day, but not ALL the ones holding names of course.

Reminds me when I was trying to figure out what race to go with on my rogue.

I told my pal I was going to go with female barbarian, he said "why, more str?" I said "no, bigger boobs."

I ended up going with a human rogue, and haven't looked back. Human Rogue of Innoruuk, no less!

Why not ogre? No regen?

Good choice. All rogues should be evil IMO. We have a tool set to bypass any faction issues and randomly getting chased out of town by red con hostiles is way more fun than every NPC tipping their figurative fedora and telling you, 'M'lady.' Agnostic wood elf was a BAD choice and I'd go Inny DE in a heartbeat given the chance to switch it up.

I chortled :)

I'd like my Shadowknight to be a Halfling of Bristlebane.

Harmtouch would be an eletrobuzzer handshake prank.

What better joke is there than life (an death).