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Beastagoog 11-15-2017 06:39 PM

^this guy was dying of kidney faliure at 30.

He spent to close to a year in hospital hooked up to a dialysis machine preventing him from dying while he waited till a matching set of kidneys would become available.

While in hospital on his death bed he spent his time spamming the p99 forums for literally 12 hours a day with "you're rustled" gorilla images and started a discord channel for the sole purpose of gathering and discussing ingame (a game he has not played for 3.5 years) and forum activities.

After getting out of major life changing surgery and escaping death instead of questioning the bad life decisions and poor diet that lead him to critical kidney failure at the age of 30 he spends his time checking these foruns at 2am in the morning (his time). You'd think someone who almost died from their poor life decisions and bad diet would go out of their way to make better life decisions...like going for a jog, and eating healthy.

He now invents idea about someone who is actually achieving something in their life i.e making money trying to make jokes about it lol.

You're a fucking loser dude.

Tassador 11-15-2017 06:53 PM

Australia will win the worlcup and finally someone will talk about Australia? I mean I am being dead serious bro all your news is American :(

Eslade 11-15-2017 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Beastagoog (Post 2610297)
^this guy was dying of kidney faliure at 30.

He spent to close to a year in hospital hooked up to a dialysis machine preventing him from dying while he waited till a matching set of kidneys would become available.

While in hospital on his death bed he spent his time spamming the p99 forums for literally 12 hours a day with "you're rustled" gorilla images and started a discord channel for the sole purpose of gathering and discussing ingame (a game he has not played for 3.5 years) and forum activities.

After getting out of major life changing surgery and escaping death instead of questioning the bad life decisions and poor diet that lead him to critical kidney failure at the age of 30 he spends his time checking these foruns at 2am in the morning (his time). You'd think someone who almost died from their poor life decisions and bad diet would go out of their way to make better life decisions...like going for a jog, and eating healthy.

He now invents idea about someone who is actually achieving something in their life i.e making money trying to make jokes about it lol.

You're a fucking loser dude.

Fuck exercise, got that quadruple bypass surgery. My only regret is that McDonald's no longer super sizes their meals.

#NoRoommates

Beastagoog 11-30-2017 03:21 PM

Bump.

1 month left.

We need results boys.

Nirgon 11-30-2017 03:34 PM

would be glad to drive Yoloswag to an AoW victory for box king Tune

skarlorn 11-30-2017 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Forum Cuck (Post 2617291)
dunno man you seem pretty obsessed with him, maybe you are rustled?


Beastagoog 12-01-2017 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forum Cuck (Post 2617291)
dunno man you seem pretty obsessed with him, maybe you are rustled?

Not in the slightest.

He's a fucking loser man, spend 5 mins in his discord channel he runs and you feel so sorry for the guy.

I mean c'mon you have major surgery in life and pretty much get resurrected from your death bed and you choose to sit on these forums for 10 hours a day posting "got rustled jpgs" that about summarizes it.

CIAO

HippoNipple 12-01-2017 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Beastagoog (Post 2617554)
Not in the slightest.

He's a fucking loser man, spend 5 mins in his discord channel he runs and you feel so sorry for the guy.

I mean c'mon you have major surgery in life and pretty much get resurrected from your death bed and you choose to sit on these forums for 10 hours a day posting "got rustled jpgs" that about summarizes it.

CIAO

Why wait to go through some traumatic event to improve your life? Why not improve your pitiful life now and stop letting homeless drug addicts live in your garage and cuck you?

Eslade 12-01-2017 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beastagoog (Post 2617554)
Not in the slightest.

He's a fucking loser man, spend 5 mins in his discord channel he runs and you feel so sorry for the guy.

I mean c'mon you have major surgery in life and pretty much get resurrected from your death bed and you choose to sit on these forums for 10 hours a day posting "got rustled jpgs" that about summarizes it.

CIAO

I don't get it. My life was great before the surgery and it's better after. Was I supposed to cure cancer or something? I think I'll take it as a victory that I'm living in the greatest country in the world while my wife can stay at home and we don't have to live with any roommates.

Stay rustled tho.

Beastagoog 12-03-2017 05:31 AM

bump need updates on AoW


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