The Haves (me) and the Have Nots (you)
 

Ever wonder what it's like to possess the rarest item in the game?

It feels pretty great.

When I'm bored of my 41% haste fungi twinks and my epic'd warrior, I retire to Rivervale to fondle my rarest of treasures.

Something YOU can never obtain.

The RAREST pixel in the game.

https://i.imgur.com/rz0pDqA.jpg

Yes That's Right. I possess one of the only Evil Eye Lenses in project 1999. There are only 2 of these bad boys confirmed in existence, and one of them is sitting in my account.

I like to take it out and squish it between the palms of my hands.

I like to stand on the mountains of Rivervale and cast glimpse using its dwindling charges. Then I laugh as i watch the HAVE NOTS (you) run about Rivervale, so poor and un-having of the most rare Everquest pixel.

#metoo

I am going to hire Nillipus to find your precious and steal it for me.

Filthy hobbitses and their dirty trinkets.

Excellent post

I was going to say I was super jealous, but not anymore. I'm going to have to ponder that quote today.

Pixel bragging and a Vonnegut quote. You guys have to stop it, I can only get so hard.

Used up all the charges on mine and destroyed it. Not that great of an item, but props to you for feeling special by holding onto it.