party tnight
 

if anyone lives in central cali, dont be shy i'm havin a big one tnight.

i'll try my 100% best to get you a nice zj

Ok i bite, whats a ZJ?

I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to yoooouuu.

ZJ stands for Zebra Job.

No really, someone will bring a Zebra... and you fornicate it. Zebra

"Hey ladies, this is my pal..uh.. Soulburn he's a necromancer of the 50th bone chip and I was wondering if you would be interested in pleasing him, sexually?"

/puke

Clerks 2?

Good to hear you fags are having a good time

I compiled financial statements and wrote reports all night. MY LIFE

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Can ya get me a WEED job?

If you got the $$