here's what i remember from willow:

there's a midget in a cage and they're being mean to him

they fight some rats in a swamp

the end :)

Appreciate the explanation that saves me from having to watch it. Sounds like I really missed a classic. :p

willow is actually great but its definitly a version of lord of the rings where they used midgets instead of small actors and camera tricks so its like a circus version of lotr, also baby instead of a ring.

2018. Little people. They called little people, Mick.

I have never seen or read anything Harry Potter, it's a feather in my cap.

Seen parts of it on TV when flipping channels, purely accidental.

Not saying it aint good, I just never watched it. I even like Ralph Fiennes and still never felt compelled to watch Harry Potter movies.

All I remember about Willow is Val Kilmer being super alpha and bedding the barbarian princess lady and then escaping with the midget down a the side of a mountain by riding a shield

That’s about all I remember too lol

Change your signature sh!t lord or I will become unhinged and violent

Isn't "little people" just infinitely more offensive? I don't know any little people, but I would think this sounds so much more derogatory. Almost like it's a phrase that is trying to be PC, but comes off being underhandedly offensive. Kind of like you tried your best to classify someone, but it wasn't quite good enough.

Dwarf isn't any better, even though I think it's way cooler.

Don't get me started on "cretinism", which is actually some kind of physical congenital disease or something that I've heard people associate with midgets. That's gotta be the worst.