A Very Cool Story
 

Yesterday I was carrying my team in counter-strike, had a sick ratio like 21-17 even though we were losing cause teams were stacked and everyone on my team had a negative ratio. But I was chill like the guy that I am and outwitted the other teams alpha beta in chat who was bragging about his video game accomplishments with statements like "ez". While I kept my teams moral up with my smooth, confident voice and subtle humor and a brief and stern criticism of the other male on my team to establish dominance, but not on purpose. Then I 1v3'd the other team like a pro cause they lined up behind each other like noobs to further enhance my credibility. After the match the cute sounding whale in disguise girl on our team sent me a friend request. So after nonschalontly accepting it, because that's what you do, I later decided that I didn't want to be friends so I told her I changed my mind and said I didn't want any friends but it was nothing against her. Please reply with sincere compliments and no sarcasm or degrading remakrs. All the events are true and accurate. And if you want to write this ina book to sell for how to success with woman thats ok.

I got about that far and laughed.

i didnt realize how good this routine was when i first did it. upboat

Cool story Bro.

I got griefed by 3 4-stack teams in a row taking turns TKing me and boxing me in. I’m now down to Silver Elite. How the might have fallen.

10k plat says he was on the terrorist team

Also didn't read

Please reply with sincere compliments

No the blue guys were the other team.

Also I didn't read lol.

hey whats up im not really keeping up with this thread but i want u to know i appreciate u making it

Top shelf post.